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I'll tell you something...

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All day/The Great Denial

-I sit here realizing day after day the same thing is going to happen until I do something about it. Right? ..................................................................................................................................................................................saldfjiweoapruiosghaionfbdfnlk;jsgioepruieprhtnfdjklghadfugweurpiatphg..........................................................................................asjfoeiwajporuiospahgfbjkdslfh;jhgieoprua............................................................................ajseifojpieowef......................................................................................................................................................sakjdfiwejpoiaweuiurgjriohfginkslfd;agjklkrgpwirog............................................................... I try to get a job, this fu- tho-
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Childhood

 Remember being young? My youth etched running away from aliens making noises at night scaring us kids away on a discarded train track - till we had no breath and home was a block away. I had friends. People. People who's faces blur now, girls, boys, men and women alike. Growing up was in Lethbridge. When I was old enough I was in Moses Lake of Cardston in Alberta of Canada. That was my Youth. Being Real Young, a Child... well, that was something else, that meant Cardston... leaving Moses Lake for Lethbridge and then Lethbridge too. Nobody ever really stayed. The people who did, I was related to. Now, I have - instead of aliens chasing after me, I have demons creeping in my head. Sneaking up to me and paralyzing me while I sleep till I can move again. Making me dream of things that seem SO REAL. Though aren't. Nothing seems real once your psyche is gone. To think I wanted to be insane - cause it seemed so - ... I got what I wanted... I got what I deserved...
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The New Models of Cell Phones Ruined the Art of Selfy-ing --- It Even Sexualized It

 Selfy-ing was meant for children, cell-phone comapanies kept adding to the industrial flame by saying, "Adults can selfie too!" Actually said - if you remember correctly. The worst of it came when those giant cats kept appearing in; New York, Pennsylvania, & Washington D.C. I mean, hey. If it don't burn you, don't worry about it; the flame shouldn't catch on, and - probably won't burn anyone else. Remember when EVERYONE WANTED ZOMBIES? Oh-videos... thou art a cruel mistress of hell and I bid you farewell. Why? Why, did people selfie for giant cats and then turn to memes?
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Superstitions & Etiquette

 Area 51 spouted my fear of the number 51. The fact that, let's face it... they hid aliens from the public, must've been the first of our kind to come across intelligent life forms. And killed them, dissected them. And put them in a disposable hide-away box. Tucked neatly in a small, yet very secure place. Fuck 'em. Let the aliens and your fantasies of outerworldly dreams die. Disease, war, equality. These are reasons enough to stay put on our planet. These are reasons we should never come in contact with aliens. ... You ever wonder what the connection between cannabis and aliens is? It gets you high in the sky and brings you to another world. It's a gateway drug, you know? My etiquette for that whacky tabacky?  17.5% THC & 0.3% CBD. Any higher CBD and you've found gold. Any higher THC and its too expensive. It's not personal and it's not quality over quantity for me. That's unless you count a vape and the bong. Whether it be a herb vape or oil or bo...
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The THERMOS

PUT THE THERMOS, FILLED WITH A FUNCTION OF ICE AND WATER (CHILLED) ON-TOP OF A HEIGHT ABOVE A CLOSET IN THE ROOM OR UNDER THE BED YOU ARE ON. (THEN) THE ROOM WILL (SLIGHTLY) COOL.
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3.14=÷ or what I call Pi Equals Waste

3.14÷6.90×1/2<9×2-99÷3 and you get a variation of numbers that conclude a equally sized and shaped circle wouldn't have the same denominations to fit the same purporting trilateral angles, which... ...states... No object in a single cell is truly the perfect form or that of we can truly say is round. Now if you scrunch the numbers a bit. Say, add a nomination-near the end, not at the end... You'll see that objects just, dip in perspective. Like, literally dip like Matrix style. Not quite literally but still.
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