The %$#@ you parking out front for?!?

 Please!...

Do.

Not.

Fucking.

Park.

Out.

Front.

The goddamn spirits act up and start touching my goddamn windows then I get window hand prints. So don't!

If ya' goin'na start surveying my area and shit then use your drones. I don't give a rats *** if yo mess up yo drones... just do it.

Another thing. Don't park in the alleys behind my building. My split personalities like going for walks when I'm asleep so don't bother them.

This is a message for the police department of Lethbridge.

(Edit) I'm mostly asleep between the hours of 12AM and 8AM